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  • There Will Be Blood
  • Once Upon a Time in America
  • Magnolia
  • Spider-Man 2

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★½

  • Suspiria

    ★★★½

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★½

  • The Craft

    ★★½

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  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ★★★½

    Is it conservative propaganda about staying in your lane and never questioning the powers that be?

    Is it a story of a man overcoming all the obstacles put in his way? Showing the naysayers that he can do all the things they say he can't?

    Maybe it's both. A man who overcomes his individualistic problems, but never questions or stands up to the injustices of society at large.

    Whatever it is, and whatever your take on it's messaging, it's damn well made.

  • Haunt

    Haunt

    ★★½

    Why does it continue to be impossible to have horror movie characters who don't make the worst possible decisions at every point?

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  • On the Silver Globe

    On the Silver Globe

    ½

    Look, I like art house film, but this is just unwatchable. Is it because it's unfinished? Partly. But it's core weakness is it's script. Nothing but nonsensical, pseudointellectual ramblings desperately wanting to be thought of as deep philosophical dialogue. It's impenetrable and pretentious.

    Sometimes I swear that films like this only get a warm reception because they're foreign language films. Honestly, I believe that if this film was made exactly the same but in an English speaking country, people would…

  • The Coronation of TM King Charles III and Queen Camilla

    The Coronation of TM King Charles III and Queen Camilla

    ½

    Fun facts about Charlie boy:

    1. He's accepted money from the family of Osama Bin Laden, Russian oligarchs, the former Qatari Prime Minister who financed terrorists, and wanted weapons dealer Andrew Wang.

    2. Charles has pressured the NHS to offer homeopathy to cancer patients. A belief he got from Laurens Van Der Post, who is a paedophile. He also claimed that homeopathy helped him recover from COVID.

    3. He has lobbied politicians at the highest level and has acted as…