Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  peak “if he wanted to he would”

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  Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates 2016

  ★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025

  the guiltiest of my guilty pleasure movies — it’s got everything this bisexual could want:

  1) aubrey plaza ruining men’s lives
  2) himbo zac efron

Popular reviews

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2025

  you don’t suck at dating — you just haven’t mastered the art of necromancy yet

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  Villains 2019

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  if i had a nickel for every movie Bill Skarsgård convinces a woman that there’s nothing to be scared of in a creepy basement i’d have two nickels

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