Payton Morris

Payton Morris

Favorite films

  • The Batman
  • Se7en
  • Tombstone
  • Cars

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  • Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★

  • Casino Royale

    ★★★

  • The Great Gatsby

    ★★★★

  • The Prestige

    ★★★★★

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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★

    so many things are bad in this, but the black suit makes up for most of it just by itself. i genuinely like how cringey and campy it is. just wish they didn’t throw venom into this last minute, doesn’t really fit in well

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★

    still kinda cool other than the cock in ball torture, so still meh

    great music tho

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  • Tombstone

    Tombstone

    ★★★★★

    this shit goes so fucking hard.

    doc holiday is so fucking cool.

    you aren’t a man if you don’t like this movie.

  • Animal House

    Animal House

    ★★★★

    this really just has everything you want man:
    naked women
    confederate flags
    statutory rape
    rich douchebags
    underage drinking
    erectile dysfunction 
    fucking the deans wife

    what’s not to love? (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

    also, same actress is in this, so this still applies:
    boxd.it/5HAZLL

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