Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Time Machine 2002

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  It’s 2005 and I’m watching The Time Machine because it’s on premium cable and I’m too lazy to change the channel.

  It’s 2025 and I’m watching The Time Machine because it’s on Pluto TV and I’m too lazy to change the channel. 

  It’s 2045 and I’m watching The Time Machine because it’s on my Mind Chip™️ and I’m too lazy to change the channel.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 2

  Love the implication that he named her after a Goo Goo Dolls song.

Popular reviews

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  War of the Worlds 2005

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  At one point Tom Cruise tries to spread peanut butter on bread using a wooden spoon and I firmly believe that’s how he thinks it’s done.

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  True Colors 1991

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2024

  I can’t buy James Spader as a goody two-shoes because even when he’s trying to look normal he’s staring at John Cusack like he wants to break his ribs and kiss him on the mouth.

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