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  Malevolent 2018

  ½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  I don't normally notice bad make-up, but the injuries are so bad in this. It's very funny. Nothing else is funny in this. Just dull :/

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  The Dark Knight 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  The "grittiness" is starting to age a bit for me, but it kinda makes it a fun goofy superhero. It's intensity still works and the music really is great.

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  Paddington 2 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2023

  *Me staring directly into the eyes of the man sitting next to me on the plane with tears streaming down my face after this damn ass movie ends* "hey sorry I gotta get up to go pee."

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  Emily the Criminal 2022

  ½ Watched 28 Apr 2023

  Took me forever to remember the name of this dumb movie. Anyway, just updating to say fuck Aubrey Plaza for being a weird dairy shill. That's all.

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