Favorite films

Pinned reviews

• 

  A Goofy Movie 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Nov 2022

  Watched it on mute while listening to LCD Soundsystem. It was a transcendent and emotional experience. I have a new read on the film about the commodification of nature and the lower class. This movie is important.

• 

  Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy 1976

  ★★★ Watched 09 May 2023

  This film made 90 Million American dollars at the box office in 1976. If you account for inflation, it made $477 million. That means that Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy outgrossed The Lego Movie, Mad Max Fury Road, Twilight, Dune, La La Land, Django Unchained, Pacific Rim, Godzilla vs Kong, The Hangover, It: Chapter Two, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, and John Wick: Chapter 4. Just something to think about.

Recent reviews

• 

  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Might be a perfect script for what it’s trying to accomplish. So so clever. So much fun. Quaid is magic. Definitely the best non Wick film to come from the Wickification of action films.

• 

  Basic Instinct 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  All movies should look like this.
  That’s not an opinion, that’s an obligation.

Popular reviews

• 

  Freaky Tales 2024

  ★½ Watched 18 Jan 2024

  I too have seen movies.
  I too don’t enjoy bigotry.
  I too enjoy my adolescence and the pop culture I grew up on.
  I too have seen Pulp Fiction and Scott Pilgrim.

  A true pastiche.
  A custerfuck of tones.
  Poop from a butt.

• 

  Madame Web 2024

  ★½ Watched 17 Feb 2024

  There are aspects of this film that I believe could have been improved upon.