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Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021
This would go so hard if it had come out when I was 13
5.5/10
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004
This is a 5 star movie. The rating deduction comes from the painful reminder that my entire personality comes from SpongeBob SquarePants
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024
the main villain being a prosperity gospel televangelist was not on my bingo card
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024
It's fun to think about what your own role in this crazy post-apocalytic world of warlords and marauders might be. I like to think I would be next in line to be the little man who sits in the truck and makes sure the vegetables are okay.
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