Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Joyously depressing or depressingly joyous?? Either way, may we all aspire to live like Pinky 🙂‍↕️

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  If we are to tame darkness, we must first face that it exists. 

  Erotic, gothic, sumptuous horror. 🩸🕯️🖤🫦

Popular reviews

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  All of This Unreal Time 2021

  Watched 07 Sep 2022

  He has a certain gravity, doesn’t he? He speaks, and the weight with which he ordains each word makes you listen, makes you think. He is intense— his gaze, his grimace, his gait. He didn’t write it, but he gives it meaning. It’s just an act, but my God, he’s really lived it. What a performance, and indeed what a performer.

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  Peter Pan Goes Wrong 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Dec 2022

  You have a sharp tongue now, but you shall tremble at the sight of Hook’s impressive arse!…
  
  …SENAL OF WEAPONS! 

  God I could quote this whole show, it’s all gold. Truly, it will never not be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Yes yes yes yes yes!