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8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 1997
Would a movie where it was just Joe Pesci and David Spade having to reluctantly team up be much better? I'd like to think so. Unfortunately, we exist in this universe: 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag is terribly boring.
I'm over a week out from watching this, yet I can still remember how awful this movie is. So many aspects point to this being an attempt at comedy, but man am I ever so challenged to find a single…Translated from by -
Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Do you love The Winter Soldier? What if they changed a few things and made it a little more personal? Captain America: Brave New World hits some turbulence as it plays, but left me surprisingly satisfied. Full transparency: I might have a bit of the "theater experience" swaying me. Nevertheless, I had a ton of fun with this movie. The action scenes feel fresher--like they're trying a few new things. The story, while a little bare bones, carries some emotional…
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The Expendables 2010
Was this another, secret, attempt at making a GI Joe movie? If so, it didn't work. The Expendables is pretty bad. It takes all the things you loved from old school action movies, and decides to struggle to create a tangible throughline or characters that have more to do than spout endless one-liners.
This movie plays like a bunch of lame side missions before getting to the end, which was ultimately kinda fun, but way too little too late. I…Translated from by -
The Muppets 2011
I grew up with all kinds of Jim Hensons' properties, but as I grew older, unsurprisingly, I fell off the puppet train. It wasn't until a couple years back i finally watched this movie and enjoyed it, but having just rewatched it again, I can say 2011's The Muppets is fantastic.
The songs are unbelievably catchy and the jokes are properly modernized while still carrying that classic Muppets style. The acting is generously and appropriately over-the-top, but still very heartfelt…Translated from by
