Y’all getting a short review today, folks.
Offering spectacle but lacking all panache, Furiosa brings nothing to the Mad Max table that hasn’t been done before and better; it’s like getting invited to a cookout, told to bring something to pass around and ending up bringing the chips and hoping nobody realizes you forgot to make a dish.
Furiosa is the origin story of the titular Praetorian, of her capture as a child by the brash,…