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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  So we’re doing
  heavy-handed Midsommar
  homages already?

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Why do these dummies
  keep showing up to his home
  expecting a nice meal? 

  (full transparency:
  gummy peaking in third act
  could’ve raised my score)

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  I wish that I had
  Existential dread Barbie
  When I was a boy

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I laugh in death’s face
  for (though I’m still afraid) I 
  contain multitudes

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