Ryan Howard

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Writer/developer for Chip Theory Games, occasional film reviewer, and I also have a Star Trek podcast

Favorite films

  • Joe Versus the Volcano
  • Logan Lucky
  • The Muppet Movie
  • The Nice Guys

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  • Blood Simple

    ★★★★

  • 28 Weeks Later

    ★★★½

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    ★★★

  • Rounders

    ★★★½

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  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple

    ★★★★

    Totally rocks. Had me in mind of Blue Velvet the entire time, and when I finished, Max's "you may also like" carousel served me up Blue Velvet. Sometimes the algorithm does get you, or else you just realize that your insights aren't particularly original.

    Genuinely relieved that Maurice got through this intact. He didn't deserve any of these crazy white people.

  • 28 Weeks Later

    28 Weeks Later

    ★★★½

    "The United States military is responsible for your protection." Famous last words (to hear)!

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  • Let It Be

    Let It Be

    ★★★

    The real reason this hasn't been legally available since the 80s is because watching the last 10 minutes is the surest way to convince a boomer to abolish the police.

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking

    ½

    Like watching a cottagecore influencer with a bad lighting setup read a Twitter thread for 100 minutes.