Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Do the Right Thing 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Nobody does the right thing. Except for ‘the mayor’.

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  Arcadian 2024

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  If you like the creature design you might get a little more out of this than I did. I have a really hard time seeing these things cause an apocalypse.

Popular reviews

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  Curve 2015

  ★★½ Watched 07 Jul 2016

  Curve your enthusiasm. This actually is a pretty watchable movie, just nothing too exceptional.

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  Final Girl 2015

  ★ Watched 15 Aug 2016 1

  Abigail Breslin just isn't convincing at all as a teenage assassin in this. 13 years of training and she can barely ball her hands into a fist. Still, she has maybe the worst mentor/trainer of all time so it's not entirely her fault.

  In one of the more ridiculous training sequences, Veronica (Breslin) is told she can't use guns-because guns 'run out of bullets', and that her intended victims might throw rocks at her. This is all explained with deadly seriousness.

  Also curious where she hung that noose from.