Mister MeatHook

Mister MeatHook

Favorite films

  • Night of the Demons
  • Sleepaway Camp
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Re-Animator

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  • V/H/S/Beyond

    ★½

  • Cocaine Cougar

    ½

  • Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space

    ★★★★★

  • Baron Von Laugho's Halloween Spook-A-Thon!

    ★½

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  • V/H/S/Beyond

    V/H/S/Beyond

    ★½

    I went into this movie with high hopes and low expectations, and still ended up being disappointed. This entry into the ever growing V/H/S franchise  is better than Viral, but that's an exceedingly low bar. For starters, this movie doesn't even feel like it belongs in the V/H/S franchise, as only one of the segments (the Mike Flanagan one) even makes the attempt to look like it was shot on VHS. That's kind of the whole point of the movies.…

  • Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space

    Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space

    ★★★★★

    The title is Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space, and that's EXACTLY what you get!
    OK, I'm going to level with you. If the title appeals to you, check out the trailer. If it still looks appealing to you, it's going to be a hell of a good time. However, this isn't your type of movie, you're going to be MISERABLE!
    This is without a doubt, a very low budget (probably $5000 or less) extremely independent horror comedy from the same…

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  • Christmas Craft Fair Massacre

    Christmas Craft Fair Massacre

    ★★★

    Is this movie good? Absolutely not! Is it a lot of fun to laugh at how bad it is? Absolutely!!!

    Spirit Halloween gore effects, establishing shots that are obviously from Shutterstock, dialogue so bad it makes me wonder if the writer has ever heard people talk... these are just a few of the reasons this train wreck is so bad, yet so amazing. But the icing on the cake, is the acting. The acting is so bad… I mean so,…

  • Baron Von Laugho's Halloween Spook-A-Thon!

    Baron Von Laugho's Halloween Spook-A-Thon!

    ★½

    I really try not to be too hard on low/no budget horror, because they thought of a project and saw it through. But man, this was rough. In concept, it’s a WNUF Halloween Special clone, in that it’s a “1979 TV special that was lost but has been found and restored” but it lacks ALL of the charm that makes WNUF such a treat. It’s presented in widescreen, HD with a couple of poorly done AfterEffects filters that are done…