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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jul 2019

  Mayyybe not the best movie to drop acid on. Shout out to the manager at my recent ex-job who pulled some bulllshit. But yeah, beautifully shot, kind of wish they had just shot the screenplay that I was lucky enough to have leaked to me.

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  Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019

  ★★ Watched 01 Jul 2019

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Chernobyl 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jun 2019 1

  If you watch this and don’t rate it a 4.5 or higher you’re pro-nuclear war.
  Also, can we just call this a five hour movie so it can win alllll of the oscars? Like, the dude who wrote “The Hangover part II” just made a historically-accurate, nuclear disaster mini-series, where in half of one of the five episodes the creepy lil guy from “Killing of a Sacred Deer” is forced to go around and shoot radioactive dogs and cats. But…

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  Avengers: Endgame 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Apr 2019

  Fat Thor hit home in more ways than you can know...

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