Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Imagine being married to Antonio Banderas and telling him he’s never made you cum 🧐

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  Pedro’s calves are my Roman Empire

Popular reviews

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  Enemy 2013

  ★ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  One star is me being generous.

  I was bored to tears and couldn’t wait for it to be over. There’s nothing special or compelling about it. You have to REALLY dig for meaning with this one and even if you manage to interpret some sort of meaning from it this movie is still a pretentious dumpster fire. The more I think about it the more I hate it 🙄

  When A24 movies are bad they’re soooooo bad, Jesus Christ.

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jul 2024

  I can’t stress how much I hated X, so loving this was a pleasant surprise 🥰

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