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Let's Start a Cult 2024
Me when I watch Willem Dafoe in Kinds of Kindness
Great silly goofy movieDearly delivered,
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Wicked 2024
Good music and characters and pacing. Unfortunately, the plot was bone dry and unjustifiably nonsensical. I think it’s time to sit down and listen to the white guy when he says that the movie about discrimination should have some reasoning behind the green hate.
When it got to 12:30am and that lion cub showed up on the big screen, which I clocked immediately as that cowardly bastard, I wanted the movie to end.
The blue Appalachian man with argyria from eating colloidal silver faces less discrimination than supernatural creatures in the land of Oz. Why’s wicked girl hated?
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
Unparalleled sexual tension between the robotniks in the dance hall. His assistant is not a sycophant but rather just gay!
The homoeroticism between sonic and shadow is palpable. Big liberal movie!!Dr. Robotnik’s doohickey trimmed the moon up like my priest snipped my… well…
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