Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Sometimes it’s nice to watch a movie that is ridiculously stupid and fun. Sometimes it’s important to remember to say fuck off and not feel guilty. Above all what I gained from this movie is a deep desire to have Robert Pattinson always play a weird guy with a weird voice and to never be cast as a sexyman again.

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  The Umbrellas of Cherbourg 1964

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  It’s like that sometimes

Popular reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Saw it when it came out and didn’t care because I was an idiot. Watched it recently and loved it. I love when horror is mixed with fantasy/folklore/whatever and isn’t just in someone’s head or just some guy doing something fucked up.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  I am something of an appetite myself. Neither boring enough or interesting enough. Extremely streamable. More vampire movies should have full frontal rotting creature of the night dong.

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