Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  This was objectively competent.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I guess it was…fine…or whatever.

Popular reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  It’s crazy how terrible this movie is. In an attempt to satirize shitty movies, they just made a shitty movie.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Sophie Thatcher: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  Jack Quaid’s little bitch-face: zero stars. 

  The Companion: ⭐️⭐️1/2 for the pleasure of seeing Sophie Thatcher wreck Jack Quaid’s little bitch face.

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