Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  the papacy of it all….put the damn vape away!! here’s a latin word for you: DECORUM

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  Picture This 2025

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  there is more yearning and tension between me and the bag of chips in my office snack drawer than there was between these two leads but hey we had a very fun time and i’ll watch simone ashley in anything

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  this made me want to throw up and crawl out of my skin

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  Gigli 2003

  ½ Watched 23 Aug 2024 1

  the sinister origins of bennifer……ik i’ve said this before but this actually might be the most offensive and awful movie ever made!