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The Monkey 2025
my thoughts on The Monkey (2025) in no particular order:
1. i know everyone was waiting for me to watch this because i am famously scared of primates, but because this was not a real monkey, i did not find him scary. thank you for all of your concerns though.
2. i was weary going into this because i had fallen for the marketing for Long Legs and then absolutely hated it. i also fell for the marketing for this…
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Gladiator II 2024
a lot more monkey content than i was expecting. unfortunately i am scared of monkeys.
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Challengers 2024
4D screening of challengers where i get sprayed by mike faist’s sweat every time he plays tennis
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