Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Worse than scum. That demon and all of it’s supporters

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  I watched this like 5 days ago and have struggled since to give it a proper review. I could write an essay on the themes and implications of this story and how they represent masculinity. I feel like there just isn’t enough space here to do this review justice.

  Once a year Netflix will drop a banger of a limited series between all the soulless cash grabs. Last year it was Baby Reindeer, this year it’s Adolescence. If you have the time, I’d highly recommend you take the 4 hours out of your day to watch this series

Popular reviews

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  Girl in the Closet 2023

  ½ Watched 23 Sep 2023 1

  This movie was so fucking stupid I might have a concussion

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  Crash 1996

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  I’m writing my review before I finish this movie bc there’s 20 minutes left and I already know how I feel about it:

  Let me start off by saying, you mfs are the reason we had to leave The Garden of Eden. I only finished watching this fucking movie bc I left the power cord to my PS5 at home. I should’ve been playing RDR2 but instead I had to watch weird car sex people. I ask for so much and get so little

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