Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Robin and Marian 1976

  ★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  Robin Hood punches Marian right in the face and she doesn't mind. Ho-hum.

  And on a personal note, I didn't realise how old I was until I realised I am currently three years older than Connery is in this. He's stumbling around saying how old he feels, but I basically feel okay. Thanks for checking in.

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  House of Darkness 2022

  ★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  My wife walked in halfway through this and said "Uh oh, what's Justin Long got himself into this time?!"

Popular reviews

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  Xtro 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2024 1

  Absolutely terrible, in all the best ways.

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  Southbound 2015

  ★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Half-formed stories without meaning or depth, strung together without any real connection. There's a story about a cult where it's revealed that there's a cult and then... oh, that's it. There's a story about a home invasion where a home is invaded and then... oh, that's it. These are barely sketched out ideas. I liked the bleak and dusty desert setting, but that was just about all I liked.