2005 dumb comedy is real life in 2025. Wish it had a proper blu ray release.
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The Pirates of Blood River 1962
Wasn’t bad but wasn’t good. Started out with a bang but just never formed into a good story and the third act kind of goes off the rails. Pacing is also a bit slow.
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Gladiator II 2024
So were the Baboons on meth? How did the sharks get into the colosseum? It wasn’t horrible, but the CGI was.
It just felt tired and shoehorned. Why does this exist? Why not use the original kid if you wanted to go this route? Everything seemed recycled. Down to the last speech right out of Braveheart.
The 4K scan was good, but some of those sets stick out like a sore thumb. Dolby atmos mix was good.
Added one star for Paul Mescals thighs. It’s what the men of Rome fight for.
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