Is the film predictable? Yes.
Is it predictable that men would poorly treat the entire premise of this film? Also, yes.
People, more specifically men, are terrible.
"Everybody dies and that's life."
Perkins tells Stephen King's tale on the inevitability and banality of death in an entertaining fashion, channeling Lynch and the Coen Brothers yet not quite reaching their level of cinematic expertise.
Continuing to watch this movie past the first two minutes was like vigorously pushing my fingers against my uvula and hoping I would aspirate my own vomitus. I believe this is and will always be the worst movie I have ever seen.
I just finished watching this bogged down mess... and I cannot remember any of it. Oh, wait, I remember Red Hulk for about 5 minutes.