Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Big monke. I fell asleep multiple times and every time I woke up there were more monkeys. Or apes. I’m not sure.

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  Batman Returns 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  The best Batman movie lol fuck you. Perfect encapsulation of Burtons weirdo sensibilities and thematic interests. Incredible gothic design and score. An odd movie about a sad bat guy who murders people with bombs and a sad penguin guy who wants to fuck a sad cat lady. Christopher Walken.

  Edit: I’ve spoken to a psychiatrist and we’ve determined that The Dark Knight is better and I have a condition called “Worm Brain”

Popular reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Must watch if you like jacking off and drinking turpentine.

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  Batman Returns 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  The best Batman movie lol fuck you. Perfect encapsulation of Burtons weirdo sensibilities and thematic interests. Incredible gothic design and score. An odd movie about a sad bat guy who murders people with bombs and a sad penguin guy who wants to fuck a sad cat lady. Christopher Walken.

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