Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  An absolute banger and my favorite Greta movie. Florence and Saoirse killed. Beautiful shit. 2019 was so stacked

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025 1

  - wow, the noodles look so good

  - this movie did for fanny packs what Goodfellas did for gangsters

  - Clair de lune 

  - wow I can’t believe they did that 

  - who animated the butt plug physics? 

  - wow I can’t believe they did that (part two)

  - wait the Raccoonoonie thing wasn’t a one-off joke?!

  Unapologetic. Batshit insane. Stunning. None of it should work this well, but it does!

Popular reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★½ Watched 16 May 2024

  This is everything wrong with “film” and “cinema.” Drawn out, pretentious, exhausting acting, and falls short of what could’ve been a powerful message. 

  Not to mention the most absurd, immersion-breaking “2 years later” actor swap I’ve ever seen

  EDIT*** just watched Emilia Perez so I’m bumping this up a bit

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.