Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Royal Tenenbaums 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Only Wes Anderson could a make a dysfunctional family seem aesthetic.

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  Black Swan 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  RIP Tchaikovsky, you would have adored Black Swan

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Saltburn is like if The Great Gatsby and Brideshead Revisited had an extremely unhinged gay child.

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Around two and a half hours of Tom Cruise wandering around like he’s lost at an orgy. I feel like I need therapy and a safe-word.

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