Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★ Rewatched 19 Jan 2025

  The beer subplot went hard

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  Rocky 1976

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Less love moment more boxing

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 03 Nov 2023

  Man it was so epic when they built the fort and Bonnie fell over and gave a thumbs up. I mean, WHAT THE FLIP HAHA! Also that Vanessa was introduced even though she didn't come into the series until much later?

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  Antfarm Dickhole 2011

  ★★ Watched 19 May 2024 1

  "you have ants in your pp"
  "There's no way ants crawled into my pp and I wouldn't know"
  "Not to sound cocky but you hit the nail on the head of the penis"

  Why did I agree to Cody showing me this movie