Simon Murray

Simon Murray

I don’t like shit, I don’t go outside.

Favorite films

  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Return to Seoul
  • Anora

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  • No Other Land

    ★★★★★

  • Hook

    ★★

  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★

  • Red Rooms

    ★★★★

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  • No Other Land

    No Other Land

    ★★★★★

    I think becoming a father for the first time has given me a deeper appreciation for this film.

  • Hook

    Hook

    ★★

    I think becoming a father for the first time has given me a deeper appreciation for this film.

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  • Wildcat

    Wildcat

    Welcome to Harry’s pity party. He is the literal embodiment of the, “Guys will do anything, except go to therapy” meme. Surely there’s better ways to deal with PTSD then running off to jungles and covering your body in cringe tattoos?

    And this is coming from a guy currently in therapy with a bunch of cringe tattoos. 

    Putting aside the ethics of bringing an extremely unstable and unqualified person into this environment. The more interesting thing was at what point in…

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    Toothless generic dug shite directed by people with zero understanding of the original.

    Do you know what’s scarier than some half arsed explanation of why someone is doing something? No reason. Just because they can. Every day horrendous acts of evil are perpetrated for no other reason than they could. Because they were bored. Because someone liked the power it gave them. Some people are just human garbage. Not everyone that was the victim of abuse grows up to be…

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