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Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Moana 2 felt like The Rock forgot to bring the People’s Elbow and instead gave us the People’s Meh. Barely any action, way too much singing, and not enough SmackDown. 1.5 stars—at least his eyebrow still delivers.

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Visually stunning but just an unnecessary prequel full of cliches.
  Mads Mikkelson as a white lion is too cold though 🥶

Popular reviews

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  Nativity! 2009

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2024 1

  Utterly despise this film and the whole franchise

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  Red One 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  When Santa needed a muscle-bound hero, he smelled what The Rock was cooking—cookies and Christmas cheer!

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