Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Last of the Mohicans 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Gotta find a way to reach Mr. Frankmann, my seventh grade social studies teacher, and tell him that I actually fw this movie now 💯 and that I’m sorry for falling asleep on my desk during it back when I was 13 and subsequently failing the unit related to the film and the class all together

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  Cold Mountain 2003

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Things that sucked

  The score
  The protagonists (😴😴)
  War
  Period piece
  Runtime 

  Good things

  Charlie hunnam character having Kojima villain screen presence
  Side characters
  The setting

  I am very sorry to disappoint my smoking hot wife who loves a romantic period piece and will likely 5 this….. but this didn’t move me at all

Popular reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Awesome piece of shit movie

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  Bad Johnson 2014

  ★ Watched 11 Sep 2023

  The whole dilemma of the movie is “how am I going to continue to live my sexy lifestyle without my penis” and never once is eating a pussy or getting fucked in his ass considered.