Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Howl's Moving Castle 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  How does howl serve SO much cunt in this movie

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  Miracle on 34th Street 1994

  Watched 24 Dec 2024

  That little girl literally asked Santa to get her mom laid for christmas

Popular reviews

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  Ammonite 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2021

  It was the way Saoirse sobbed when she saw his dick for me

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Jul 2023

  "What if in a future life we already mean something else to each other"

  12 dead 50 wounded more at 11