Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain Ron 1992

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Swab get me a brewski! Feels like Kurt Russell by way of Pauly Shore w Martin Short in a rare straight man role and i’m not upset about any of it

  Also Mary Kay Place looking FOINE in this

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  Ticket to Paradise 2022

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I will watch an entire mediocre film (less our Lourd and savior Billie, she’s delightful) just to watch Julia Roberts do that wa-whoa woop escalating cackle laugh thing, bonus points if George Clooney is watching her do it.

  This also has blooper credits ft. the duckbill platypus face 🤷🏼‍♀️

Popular reviews

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  Two Moon Junction 1988

  ★★★ Watched 03 May 2022

  I’m going to tell my film students this is Gone with the Wind

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  The Sasquatch Gang 2006

  ★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2021

  Still waiting for the Zerk and Shirts midlife sequel…