Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024 1

  She put her Hans on my Gruber til I yippee ki yay and fuck 'er

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  The Poughkeepsie Tapes 2007

  ★★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  August Underground and it's consequences have been a disaster for my enjoyment of this film, still alright though. Loses half a star for that shitty fake analog effect

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023 1

  More like Five Nights at Not Enough Youtuber Cameos

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2024

  Madame Web herself is in this movie. This says a lot about how social network's web connects us