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Alien: Romulus 2024
I finally got around to watching this and I've been hearing so much praise. I really thought it was okay a pretty boring retread of every past alien movie. Trying to shove in every idea from every movie and straight up copy and pasting the ending of the orignal film but with a twist! Instead of an alien it's a human alien hybrid, something that's been done before. Remember alien? Remember prometheus? Remember aliens? Atleast they got ian holms actual corpse to parade around with. Pretty great setup and the dude who played Andy was an amazing robot. Overall tho not for me...
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Resident Evil: Degeneration 2008
Leon's ass standing around like 🧍♂️ spouting exposition is what I yearn for
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Heart Eyes 2025
When it's good it's good!
Pacing kinda sucks and gets very generic at times but it's a decent watch.
The opening was great but that's about as intense and slasher feeling as the movie gets. It's more of a rom com with slasher movie bits sprinkled in, so many of the kills are off screen or were in the trailer so that was super disappointing.
Also I don't know if it was the new captain america movie but I heard like 40 nukes going off in the other theater.
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