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Opus 2025
hey ayo, i’m not sure if you saw my review of Bottoms a couple of years ago but the offer still stands. i should be free tomorrow 6pm-10pm and then i have some availability this coming thursday and friday as well. maybe drinks or something hahah i don’t know but i just want you so badly! anyway. let me know!
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Open Marriage 2017
the craziest thing a straight couple can do is open their marriage
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The Brutalist 2024
i’m not really sure how to say this but joe alwyn’s face is just so puffy to me. does he always look like that? to be honest this is the first time i’ve really ever looked at his face. i’ve never been one to believe in jade rollers but i think he could greatly benefit from an iced jade roller
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Gladiator II 2024
instead of reviewing this monumental failure i’m going to do something far more productive with my time
- denzel | don’t underestimate a DILF. a classically handsome man who is fine wine to me
- paul mescal | now if we’re talking body, he got a PERFECT one, so put it on me! 5 minutes alone in a room with that man im going cro-magnon on that thang
- joseph quinn | now there’s something to be said about a…Translated from by
