nacknoodle

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I disown anything written more than three years ago. That was a completely different person, I’m not them!*
*unless it was good

Favorite films

  • Django Unchained
  • House
  • Swiss Army Man
  • The Boy and the Beast

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  • Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl

    ★★★★

  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    ★★★½

  • The Swan

    ★★★½

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  • The Whittler

    The Whittler

    Whittler didn’t even whittle anybody.

  • The Guyver

    The Guyver

    ★★★

    That half-of-a-lab set got a whole lotta use.

    A lot of very lovely looking practical effects in those transformation sequences.

    The tone is really strange, because it’s kind of gorey and sexual but also silly and childish. I imagine this movie changed a lot in the editing. But I do like that they give the villains some beats to themselves. Just hanging out talking or arguing. Characters should have other stuff going on in their lives than what’s just happening…

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  • Making an American Citizen

    Making an American Citizen

    So I was listening to a podcast. Shocking, I know. Citations Needed recently talked about how feminism has been hijacked by powerful people to serve their own purposes. The United States often takes on itself the “responsibility” to “spread feminism”; feminism, of course, being how they define it at any given period of time.

    This idea came to mind repeatedly while I watched Making of an American. It’s incredibly ironic that the movie represents the United States as the paragon of…

  • The Brainiacs.com

    The Brainiacs.com

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.