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Recent reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  women aren't props, Mr. Kube-dick.
  this is the final time I try and watch one of his stinky heterosexual films.

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  You'll Never Find Me 2023

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Perfection 2018

  ½ Watched 26 May 2019

  Unbelievably and irredeemably shit.
  The editing is so annoying - I could only describe it as borderline sit-com-ish. The dialogue is so poorly written and majority of the time, the line delivery isn't much better.
  There are virtually no practical effects, the cgi blood and gore is laughably obvious and very unrealistic.
  This is some edgelord bullshit. Steer clear, it's not a so-bad-it's-good, it's just plain awful.
  If I squint, I can see some sort of vision, but the execution was dreadful. The potential it did have, was squandered very quickly.

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  Video Violence 1987

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  DNF - I don't enjoy watching torture porn, it's fucking misogynistic (99% of the time it is women being tortured, so don't even try to fight me.) Soooo cringe.

  I liked the synthy soundtrack, and I enjoyed how incompetent the actor who played the sheriff was - I laughed a few times.