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Y Tu Mamá También 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“La vida es como la espuma, por eso hay que darse come el mar"
"'Your mom' joke final boss": that's what I would write for my one liner. But, after a long while, this one actually impacted me deeply, so I'd feel ashamed if I didn't talk about it, even if incoherently.
At first, you might think "oh great, another horny movie that perpetuates toxic masculinity and the whole bullshit that we're sick of seeing". But as the film progresses,…
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The Babadook 2014
Can a horror movie be pretentious? Also, that little dude did one hell of a good job because he pissed me off the whole entire movie. But that's just how kids are I guess (I love you Pepeu)
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The Name of the Rose 1986
I hope nobody reads this.
My exact thoughts on Christian Slater while watching "The Name of the Rose": a chronicle
(beware, I'm just a girl🎀)
i almost had a demonic experience when Christian slater appeared on screen
My dad is worried for me and now my goldfish is humid because of my sweaty palm
Oh? Christian was 16 when he did this.. smash, me too twin.
I jumped when I saw the bald spot on his head
Girl why are…
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Moneyball 2011
I don't know why I thought I was gonna dislike this movie, but I'm glad I watched it. It's so curious to see Jonah Hill in more sober (literally lol) and composed roles, especially since he kills it. PSH was amazing too, even though he (sadly) didn't get a loooot of screen time, he still managed to shine in his role as the As' coach. Brad was notably outstanding, so it was overall nice to see different actors in different…
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