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  Cursed 2005

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  once again … forced heterosexuality ruins everything #releasethecravencut 

  but alas i shall subsist on what could have been via good luck babe x milo ventimiglia x jesse eisenberg fan edits

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  Picture This 2025

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  give simone ashley a better script and co-star cowards! as for hero … it’s time to take some acting classes from your unc ralph babes

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  so fucking good i almost do not want to think about it critically, but here goes:

  bong joon-ho is a bona fide genius, and i’m curious to read mickey7, the ashton edward book mickey 17 is based on. the layers in this film are nuanced, intricate and never didactic; mickey 17 is about how dispensable capitalism and labor systems make us, how indignity is leveled upon us all and how we are forced to grin and bear it. it is…

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025 3

  now that the review embargo has passed … i saw this at a screening and judging by critics’ reviews i must be losing my mind. michael fassbender and cate blanchett, it goes without saying, are stellar. marisa abela shines here at times at well. however, please, for the love of god, stop trying to make regé-jean page happen — i found his performance grating and there’s a denouement involving him that almost made me groan audibly in a room full…

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