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Mean Girls 2004
I think part of the problem, for me, is that this film has become so embedded within popular culture that I've already heard so many of these lines before, to the point that they just have become not funny upon actually watching the source material.
I respect that this is a decently realistic film (at least, in terms of the behavior of these students), and that's probably what makes its setup so universally adored. While there are definitely some very…
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Fullmetal Alchemist the Movie: The Sacred Star of Milos 2011
Absolutely insane sakuga and a pretty crazy and ambitious plot for what it is. Definitely more entertaining and full of depth compared to other anime tie-in films. Would not score this nearly as low as the current Letterboxd average
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Redo of Healer 2021
This is the most abhorrent, worthless, garbage piece of shit media that I have ever consumed in my life. Every single person who worked on this deserves to be locked up for the rest of their lives. If you genuinely enjoy watching this, get professional help.
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Moana 2 2024
It wasn’t as obvious from the trailers, but after seeing the whole movie, you can tell this was made for Disney+. This was visually worse than the first film — not bad, but worse. Which shouldn’t be the truth for a film that came 8 years later. The songs are overall weaker here, the extra cast members are kind of unmemorable, and the character that was set up as a “villain” was barely used and just cast aside as setup…
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