Noah Barnes

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Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Nine Days
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Win or Lose

    ★★★

  • Ne Zha

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • Better Man

    ★★★½

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    It would have been incredibly tragic if these were football players or basketball players

    But it was tennis players *shrugs* who cares?

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  • Win or Lose

    Win or Lose

    ★★★

    Not a movie so not counting this towards my best quest but I watched all of this yesterday and I thought it was sweet. Even though I don’t love modern Pixar I do love how some of their more recent films (Turning Red, Luca, and Elemental) have a more personal element allowing their long-time staff to tell their unique stories, regardless of the quality. I was excited to see that was the way they were leaning and I’m disappointed they’re…

  • Ne Zha

    Ne Zha

    ★★★

    Yeah this was cool, I liked the lore and the animation. I heard the sequel was the highest grossing animated movie of all time and insanely good so I’ll watch that whenever it gets a streaming release

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  • Tony Hawk in Boom Boom Sabotage

    Tony Hawk in Boom Boom Sabotage

    ½

    TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY, WE LIVE TO SKATE
    TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY
    TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY
    SKATE SK8 SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

    The 2025 Best Quest - Episode #1: Duck Dodgers? I Hardly Know Her…

    After nine years of film hunting, I’ve admittedly grown tired. I’ve watched so much garbage just to be involved in the conversation or to see if it’s “really that bad”. So this year, things will change. No more trying to watch upwards of seventy films for my end of the year list. No more wasting time on the random A24 just because it’s A24. No more Oscar…