Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Now You See Me 2 2016

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  prank wars movie

• 

  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  does a train get steered with a wheel? or maybe it just follows the tracks that it’s on?

Popular reviews

• 

  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2023 1

  this changed my life

  - never knew lu could be a nickname for luigi
  - the soundtrack is beautiful
  - Jack Black and Seth Rogen carried 
  - i will only be giving more money to Nintendo now
  - there’s 2 little boys down in Austin texas that will watch this at alamo drafthouse and cry

• 

  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Sep 2024 2

  imaging this bit where a vampire is having a chicago dog in wrigleyville and they put blood on it 
  and someone comes up to them like “hey tourist we don’t put ketchup on our dogs here”
  and the vampire is like “it’s blood… plus I live in Lakeview East..”