Noah Ballard

Noah Ballard

Favorite films

  • Out of the Past
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • High Fidelity

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  • Urban Legend

    ★★

  • It's What's Inside

    ★★★★

  • Ready or Not

    ★★★★★

  • Strange Darling

    ★★★★

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  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★½

    Definitely an homage to Tarantino by way of “Mad Men,” without the script to carry solid production design, fabulous soundtrack and the talent on screen. So long, too! This would have made for an interesting limited series, but instead of a rich mix of characters we get too many people with not enough depth, checking off 1960s trope boxes. Manson acolyte, check. Nixon on archive news footage, check. Vietnam flashback, check. Jon Hamm, check.

    I wanted this to be a lot better, because it’s gorgeous to look at, but it’s a slog to get through. Also, Dakota Johnson is not good. In anything. Including this.

  • Taking Lives

    Taking Lives

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Destroyer

    Destroyer

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★½

    On a gloomy Sunday afternoon, my family and I went to AMC in Hamilton, NJ to see the new Halloween film. I recently saw the original to review it for my podcast, Be Reel. Frankly, I didn't love the 1978 one, even though I wanted to. It's a classic, right? If just a cult classic. I've also been listening to the Amy Nicholson podcast, Halloween Unmasked, which I found wildly entertaining, even from the distance of not really liking the…