Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The 13th Warrior 1999

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I absolutely ADORE this movie. It gets a lot of hate, but I feel it’s aged super well (minus the slight Banderas brown face)

  1) all the action in this movie inspired Peter Jackson and the LOTR action sequences. No fucking way they did not. It would have been widely popular prior to filming so I assume there had to have been some level of influence.

  2) the sets are gorgeous, the cliffs of thunder caves is a highlight for…

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  Fargo 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Why don’t we praise the upper midwestern accent more?

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  Butts butts butts gore boobs butts gore butts butts gore gore butts GOBLIN MODE Butts

  
  Loved every minute of it

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  Blade 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  This movie fucks so much I cannot believe it took me this long to watch it again. Fuck he is so cool.

  “Motherfucker are you out of your damn mind” is a line said in this movie and it feels like someone caught Wesley Snipes in a candid moment and they just included it. Also Kris Kristofferson fucks too.