Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Secret of NIMH 1982

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  All Don Bluth animated movies are works of art, incredible animation and wonderful voice acting make watching this after 25 years still a lot of fun.

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  It was my birthday and I wanted to watch something that would ruin my sense of self.

  It’s Eggers masterpiece from the damn get go, it scares the living shit out of me. The scariest part is just all the damn darkness. Unexplored, primordial wilderness covered in a shadow of extreme mysticism. 

  Also the fuck kissing hot ladies in the woods that you don’t know, that’s ALWAYS bad news. That shit is engrained in our DNA since we evolved from apes. Don’t do it, end of story.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Lotta rats and banging in this one 

  7/10 spooky and beautiful

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  Butts butts butts gore boobs butts gore butts butts gore gore butts GOBLIN MODE Butts

  
  Loved every minute of it