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Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Boogie Nights
  • Bottle Rocket
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

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  • The Phantom of the Opera

  • The Third Man

    ★★★★★

  • There's Something About Mary

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    could not stop thinking about The Master (positive) throughout the entire runtime

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    was watching this in 1080p for about 20 minutes before i decided it would be necessary to spend $25 to finish the viewing in 4k

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  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★½

    these kids were literally getting high on ghosts

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★★

    i'm walking out of the movie theater in a flabbergasted daze, incredibly confused at the choices i just witnessed. it's cold out and i stop for a moment to stretch. a very attractive girl, around my age, comes out the door and just kind of sighs.

    i'm asked: "that was dog shit, yeah? am i crazy for thinking that?"
    "no lol you absolutely nailed it. whatever that was aught to be a criminal offense."

    she laughed at that and i…