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The Monkey 2025
Filled with kills that have zero bite and are used in place of an actual story. Which works in a Troma movie, but not when Oz Perkins decides that there needs to an emotional tone shift after an hour of people exploding over and over. And even then it doesn’t stop, it’s like he can’t just let the movie breathe for five seconds.
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Better Watch Out 2016
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This was marketed as a home invasion movie. It’s actually entitled-redditor-friendzone-privileged white teenage male-nice guy-douchebro the movie. Even though the lead is a sexual assaulting murdeous shitlord, he’s still too cool for school. He’s a fucking creep even before the KERAAAZZYY TWIST!!, but it’s ok cos BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!
One could argue a psycho wouldn’t have any remorse for their actions, but it’s played as it it’s supposed to be cool or clever. Even after witnessing him kidnap, assault,…
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Bite 2015
I've been excited to see this for a while...
9 minutes in and I'm no longer excited. The acting is poor and stilted. The characters are obnoxious and unlikeable.
I think the script may have been written by people who have never had human interaction, because no one speaks the way these characters do. The direction.... I actually chuckled at a part that was supposed to be dramatic.
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