Clint,
I understand you must confess your crimes before your time on this earthly plane is spent, but cast someone a bit closer to your looks in the lead role of your tell-all. Your eyes are not this piercingly blue, let's be honest with each other.
Decent picture tho - rip to Eastwood's vehicular manslaughter victims past, present, and yet to come.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I love Star Wars. Just like most everyone else, I grew up on the Original Trilogy. They're a huge reason why I'm so passionate about film. The Prequels were ... the Prequels. The Force Awakens felt like a return to form, not without flaws, but a worthy and notable addition to the saga. I went into the Last Jedi wanting to love it, expecting to love it. Which is the main reason this is getting 3 stars instead of the…
shoutout the old lady behind us who couldn't stop talking the whole movie.
it was ESPECIALLY fun when you blurted out "she better not mess this up" before defying gravity started. even more fun when you interrupted the final shot with "someone get me a hammer cause she nailed it". your husband that yawned like an old man honk shoo's is the best too, love you both.
i reserve the right to bump up my rating for this movie when I don't have the absolute scum of the earth sitting behind me. fuck you very much.
